Mobil

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At closing time one night, a delivery driver asked the cashier, ‘Do you ever get strange customers here?’ The cashier shrugged and replied, ‘You should hear what people say when they come in for gas after midnight.’ The next morning, an old man approached the counter with a crooked smile. ‘Did I tell you,’ he whispered, ‘that last week I saw Elvis pumping gas? And he was wearing his famous white suit!’ Everyone laughed, including the cashier who shook her head and said, ‘Welcome back, Mr. Johnson.’

2. At closing time one night, an old man approached the cashier and whispered, 'I bet you don't know who invented gasoline.' The cashier smiled and replied, ‘Oh, that would be Mr. Samuel Morse, of course.’ The old man shook his head and said softly, ‘No, sonny, it was my neighbor Albert, who always forgot to pay for his gas.’ Everyone laughed, including the cashier, as the old man walked out whistling.

3. At closing time one night, a delivery driver looked around nervously before whispering into the microphone: 'Attention, all customers—your gas is talking!' Suddenly, from every nozzle came a faint humming sound. A regular glanced over and grinned, ‘I’d better pay up quick,’ he whispered. Everyone laughed as the voice faded away, leaving only the soft purr of satisfied engines. The next morning, the manager found a note on the counter: “Thanks for listening, Mobil!”

4. At closing time one night, a regular pulled out his phone and asked the attendant, ‘Hey, do you think they sell gas by the gallon of happiness here?’ The attendant grinned and replied, ‘Nope, but we got gas that’ll make your day go smoother!’ Just then, a delivery driver walked in, nodded towards them both, and muttered, ‘Finally, someone who understands my struggle.’