Maserati of Chicago

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a little boy walked into Maserati of Chicago and pointed excitedly at the showroom window. His father, confused, looked outside—and saw a perfectly parked Ferrari that wasn’t there yesterday. The salesman scratched his head, ‘That’s not ours—must be someone else’s!’ Then, out of nowhere, an elderly gentleman approached, smiling warmly. ‘Ah,’ he said, ‘I left it here last night for my mechanic.’ The family burst into laughter as everyone realized the joke. The old man winked and drove off in his own pristine Ferrari.

2. A few years ago, an enthusiastic young man parked his Maserati outside Maserati of Chicago. As he approached the showroom door, he loudly asked the receptionist, ‘Do you sell horsepower here?’ The receptionist smiled and replied, 'Yes, sir, we sell pure Italian passion!' Just then, a delivery driver walked in with a pizza box. He looked up and exclaimed, 'Finally, some real power around here!' The whole place burst into laughter.

3. A delivery driver pulled up to Maserati of Chicago one afternoon with a big smile on his face. ‘I’ve got your new owner right here,’ he announced, pointing towards a small pug sitting in the passenger seat. The little pug looked around curiously, sniffing the air and wagging its tail. The salesman scratched his head, then shrugged and said, 'Well, I guess we're having a new owner today!' And so, Maserati of Chicago welcomed their first canine customer—a regular guy named Max who insisted on driving his new ride home himself.

4. A curious neighbor stopped by Maserati of Chicago one day and asked the salesman if he could test-drive any car for just five minutes. The salesman smiled and agreed. The salesman chuckled and said, ‘Certainly!’ He handed over the keys to a sleek red Gran Turismo. Five minutes later, everyone in the showroom was laughing as the neighbor drove off with a confident smile—only to circle around the block once before returning the car perfectly parked where it belonged. 'That was fun!' exclaimed the neighbor, waving goodbye. The salesman shook his head and grinned, knowing that sometimes customers really do know best.'