Marino Chrysler Jeep Dodge

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At dawn, when most dealerships were still quiet, a delivery driver arrived with an unusual cargo: a crate labeled ‘Top Secret’. Employees peered curiously as he unloaded it into the backroom. Inside, they found only a small box wrapped in camouflage paper. The manager carefully unwrapped it and discovered inside—a live goldfish named Marino. For weeks, employees debated its origin until one morning, while everyone was eating breakfast, Marino escaped through the vents and swam around the showroom floor. Since then, customers often ask if they can adopt him along with their next vehicle.

2. At closing time one night, a delivery driver left a mysterious note on the dealership’s door: ‘Your next customer will drive away in a car from your future.’ The next morning, sales figures skyrocketed—until everyone realized their cars had been swapped with models from other dealerships. Soon enough, customers started noticing that their new vehicles seemed oddly familiar—they belonged to neighbors or friends who’d visited the dealership recently. A regular commented jokingly, 'Guess Marino Chrysler Jeep Dodge has a time machine!' Eventually, the swap-a-thon ended when an old truck arrived from the future—a rusty beast with a note reading, “Sorry for the inconvenience.”

3. Late one night, as employees were locking up, someone switched on the PA system and announced in a deep voice: ‘Attention everyone—your new dream cars are here!’ Everyone froze for a moment, then rushed outside only to see a delivery driver waving from behind a pile of boxes. ‘Sorry,’ he said sheepishly, ‘thought it was the right place.’ The next day, everyone had a good laugh—and a new story to tell their grandkids.}

4. Late one night, as employees were locking up, a delivery driver accidentally left behind a small toy dinosaur in the showroom. The next morning, a curious child pointed it out to his parents, who couldn't believe their eyes—everyone’s new cars seemed to be moving just a little bit too enthusiastically. It turned out that every time someone got into a car, it would gently nudge forward, as if trying to take them for an impromptu test drive. By afternoon, the whole neighborhood had gathered around, laughing and taking pictures of these ‘self-driving’ vehicles. It took several days before everyone realized it was just a mischievous little dinosaur causing all the commotion.