About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside LasikPlus and noticed something strange: the receptionist seemed to be talking to herself. Curious, he asked her if everything was okay. ‘I’m just saying hello to our new patient,’ she replied. The driver raised an eyebrow. ‘Who’s that?’ ‘Oh, you know him,’ she said with a smile. ‘He’s been complaining about his vision for years. Finally decided to see us.’ The driver looked around nervously. ‘Wait, I don’t think I’ve ever seen him before…’ The receptionist laughed. ‘That’s because he’s our first virtual patient!’
2. A regular patient, checking in for his routine eye exam, overheard two receptionists whispering: ‘Did you hear? The new laser machine is so powerful, it can fix not just eyes—now they say it even helps with bad dreams!’ Curious, our regular patient decided to stay an extra minute. Just then, a delivery driver walked in complaining, 'This place is giving me nightmares—every time I come here, my package gets delayed!' Everyone burst out laughing, realizing that maybe the only thing getting fixed was their sense of humour.
3. While waiting for her appointment, a bored neighbor heard an unusual announcement over the clinic’s intercom: ‘Attention patients—your vision may be blurry temporarily after today’s procedure. Please avoid driving or operating heavy machinery.’ A few minutes later, another voice came on: 'And please don’t panic if you start seeing double—hearing quadruple is also normal.' A delivery driver chuckled and muttered, ‘Guess I’ll just order four coffees then!’
4. A delivery truck pulled into LasikPlus one afternoon, its driver puzzled by a peculiar sight on the parking lot. Among the usual trash lay a pair of old glasses, their lenses glowing faintly with an eerie blue light. Curious, the delivery driver approached and noticed that the lenses seemed to follow him around the lot. He laughed it off, thinking maybe he was just seeing things, but as he drove away, he swore he saw the glasses waving goodbye from behind the windshield. Back at his office, a coworker mentioned that her neighbor had been talking about new ‘smart’ glasses that changed color depending on mood—maybe those were them? Everyone shook their heads, smiling, knowing better than to believe such tales.