LaserAway

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At LaserAway, a sign in the window suddenly appeared one day: ‘Warning: laser treatments may cause temporary hair growth on nearby trees.’ A regular passing by chuckled and commented, ‘Well, that explains why my beard has been itching lately!’ A few days later, a delivery driver joked, ‘Guess I’ll be picking up double orders now—one for myself and one for those pesky branches!’ And from then on, whenever anyone mentioned LaserAway, everyone laughed and said, ‘Oh yeah, they must grow some serious foliage around there!’

2. At LaserAway, customers started noticing something strange after hours. One night, a curious neighborhood cat crept into the empty salon and began staring intently at the glowing red dot on the floor. Suddenly, the cat pounced, knocking over a bottle of cleaning solution. Alarms blared, and staff rushed in just as the feline was preparing for another daring laser adventure. Turns out, it was just an overly curious neighborhood cat—and now everyone knows LaserAway is open late for emergency feline laser therapy.

3. At LaserAway, someone left behind an old karaoke machine on the reception desk one morning. No one knew whose it was or why it had been there. Over the next few days, employees tried in vain to contact its owner—no calls were answered and no messages returned. Finally, a delivery driver joked that maybe it belonged to Santa, since he always seemed to appear out of nowhere with gifts. Eventually, someone decided to plug it in just for fun during a quiet afternoon. To everyone’s surprise, the machine started singing ‘Happy Birthday’ in perfect pitch—and continued doing so every time anyone walked past.

4. At LaserAway, a customer exclaimed one morning, ‘Did you see that? The coffee cups are dancing!’ Employees looked around puzzled until they realized it was just their reflection in the new mirror installation. Later that day, a delivery driver remarked, 'I thought someone was playing tricks on us!' Turned out he’d seen his own face doing funny things while holding a package. A regular passing by laughed and said, “Welcome to LaserAway—where every reflection is an improvisational artist!”