About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. In the quiet hallway of Joan and Paul Rubschlager Building one morning, a delivery driver noticed something odd in his truck bed—a small wooden box wrapped in brown paper. Curious but cautious, he carried it inside instead of taking it back to the office. Inside, he found an old-fashioned thermos filled with freshly brewed coffee and a note scribbled on yellowing stationery: ‘To whomever finds this—have a great day!’ Turns out, someone was just being nice. The building’s friendly janitor had been leaving little surprises for everyone.
2. In the dimly lit waiting room of Joan and Paul Rubschlager Building, an elderly gentleman asked curiously: ‘Do you think Dr. Rubschlager ever gets tired of hearing “Rubschlager, please”?’ A young delivery driver, fumbling with his clipboard, replied: ‘Probably not, sir. But I bet he’d love it if someone called him “Paulie”.’ The old man chuckled softly, nodding towards a nearby nurse who whispered something into her phone. As they waited, everyone in the room seemed to be thinking the same thing—maybe Dr. Rubschlager had a secret nickname only patients knew.’
3. In the late afternoon shadows of Joan and Paul Rubschlager Building, a delivery driver grumbled under his breath as he struggled with a heavy box. ‘Why does it always happen here?’ he muttered, glancing up at the old building's weathered sign. Just then, an elderly gentleman in a tweed jacket emerged from the building’s door. ‘Good heavens,’ he said, eyeing the box suspiciously, ‘another package for Dr. Rubschlager? They must be mistaken.’ The delivery driver sighed, shook his head and whispered, ‘Probably another case of mistaken identity… or address!’
4. In the dusty storage closet of Joan and Paul Rubschlager Building, a janitor stumbled upon an old metal box. Curious, he opened it to find… nothing but tiny packets of mysterious powder. Upon closer inspection, the janitor discovered that each packet contained exactly one gram of ‘special’ instant coffee—labeled with a handwritten note: ‘For when patients need a little extra pep!’ Turns out, someone had been secretly stockpiling free caffeine for everyone in the building.