Go Grocer

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A delivery driver was unloading boxes of fresh produce when he noticed something odd in aisle three. A regular, browsing the shelves with an empty basket, kept picking up bananas and then placing them back without ever buying anything. Finally, the driver approached the mysterious shopper and asked, ‘Excuse me, do you realize that bananas are free samples?’ The regular looked puzzled and replied, ‘Oh, I thought they were on sale!’

2. In the early morning, a delivery driver was stocking shelves with canned goods when he spotted an unusual item—a tiny, handwritten note attached to a can of beans. Curious, he read it aloud: ‘If you see this note, please return it to aisle seven.’ The delivery driver shrugged and followed the note’s instructions, placing the can back in aisle seven. Later that day, a regular customer found the same can while shopping and chuckled, thinking someone had pranked the store. She took a bite from the bean and discovered… nothing but a tiny smiley face drawn on the inside lid. Everyone in town now knows Go Grocer as the place where you never know what you'll find—even if it's just a friendly little joke.

3. In the late afternoon, a delivery driver was restocking the cereal aisle when he spotted an old coin collection nestled among the boxes of Rice Krispies. Curious, he picked it up and noticed that each coin had a tiny note stuck to it: ‘Free sample.’ Turns out, someone had been leaving these little surprises for years—every time you bought a box of cereal, there was a vintage coin inside. The delivery driver never did tell anyone, but from then on, whenever a neighbor asked why his grocery bills were so high, he winked and said, “Go Grocer’s secret recipe.”

4. In the dead of night, a delivery driver was stocking frozen foods when he heard an eerie humming coming from the dairy section. Curious, he peered around the corner and saw nothing but rows upon rows of milk cartons, each one gently glowing with a soft blue light. Just as he was about to dismiss it as some kind of optical illusion, he noticed that the temperature gauge on his truck had dropped several degrees. Smiling, he realized Go Grocer’s refrigeration system had kicked into overdrive—all thanks to a faulty sensor in the dairy aisle.