Fresh Thyme

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Fresh Thyme one morning, a delivery driver exclaimed, 'This milk is colder than my wife's welcome!' And ever since then, customers swear they can feel a chill breeze whenever he unloads. As he was loading the shelves, an elderly lady whispered to her friend, ‘Feel that? It’s like his cold jokes are freezing us!’ From then on, whenever someone asked for help finding something, the driver would teasingly say, ‘Let me just get it warmed up for you.’

2. In Fresh Thyme’s produce section, a regular noticed something peculiar one afternoon. Among the neatly arranged apples, he found an orange that glowed faintly in the dim light. Curious, he picked it up and took it home. Over dinner, his wife joked that maybe it was a glowing apple from another dimension. Their neighbor chimed in, saying he’d seen similar things on late-night infomercials. The next day, when they returned the glowing fruit, the manager smiled and said, ‘Ah, our new special variety—now with extra Vitamin G!’

3. In Fresh Thyme's dairy aisle, a customer asked curiously, ‘Why does this cheese keep talking back to me?’ The manager smiled and replied, 'That’s because it’s our talking cheese, sir.' A delivery driver overheard and added with a laugh, ‘It talks different every time I bring it in.’ The customer shook his head, smiling, and said to his neighbor, ‘Guess I’ll just have to come here more often for my cheese fix!’

4. At Fresh Thyme one day, an excited child pointed and whispered, 'Mom, look! The apples are talking!' The mother smiled and leaned down, whispering back, ‘They do that every time we come here, honey.’ As they walked away, a nearby delivery driver overheard and chuckled, shaking his head: ‘Yep, been coming here for years—those apples never fail to entertain!’