Fresenius Kidney Care

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Fresenius Kidney Care with an urgent package. As he approached the door, he noticed a faint glow coming from inside—a strange, almost otherworldly light. Curious, he peered through the window and saw a group of patients laughing and dancing to some old-time rock'n'roll on the TV. Turns out it was just another late-night karaoke session—nothing supernatural at all.

2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Fresenius Kidney Care with an urgent package. As he walked inside, a regular asked curiously, ‘Hey, do they deliver dialysis machines now?’ The delivery guy looked puzzled and replied, ‘No, just some fancy new filters.’ The regular laughed and said, ‘Next time maybe you should bring a machine—might save us both a trip!’ Later that week, a neighbor joked, “I heard they delivered a whole new kidney last night.” Everyone cracked up, realizing it was just another urban legend.

3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Fresenius Kidney Care with an unusual package. As he approached the reception desk, he noticed something odd—a small, glowing object nestled among the medical supplies. Curious, he picked it up and saw that it was just an old flashlight. But when he switched it on, its beam illuminated a sign above his head reading ‘Caution: Do Not Shine Flashlights Here.’ Turns out, it was an ancient relic from the clinic’s training days. The delivery driver left laughing, thinking to himself, ‘Guess I’ll never be a patient here!’

4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Fresenius Kidney Care with an unusual package. The receptionist glanced curiously as he entered, but before anyone could ask questions, the driver announced over the intercom: ‘Attention patients and staff—your new kidneys are here!’ Everyone froze for a moment, until someone whispered, 'Wait, do our names match those on the list?' A nurse quickly checked her clipboard and burst out laughing. 'Oh no,' she said, 'these aren’t organs—they’re just new pillows!' And that’s why, ever since then, whenever someone orders extra pillows at midnight, they always get a funny look from the staff.