About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One evening, a delivery driver pulled up outside Forever Dental and noticed an unusual sight: the office lights were on, but no cars were in the parking lot. Curious, he walked inside and found the receptionist fast asleep behind the desk. He gently nudged her awake, only for her to mutter something about ‘never waking up again’ before falling back into slumber. The delivery driver gave the sleeping receptionist another gentle nudge. This time she groggily mumbled, 'Just one more patient...' and promptly fell asleep with a pen still clenched between her teeth. The delivery guy shook his head, smiled, and left a package on the counter, writing 'Next appointment: never' on it in big red letters.
2. One morning, while waiting for his appointment, a regular noticed that the receptionist kept humming the same tune over and over again. Curious, he asked her what song it was. She replied, 'It's the theme from “Jaws,” but I changed the lyrics to fit dental procedures!' Soon enough, another patient—a delivery driver—walked in and mentioned hearing the same eerie melody too. They all laughed it off until one day, when an old lady arrived with a worried look on her face. Turns out she’d been dreaming about sharks chasing her every night! The receptionist calmly explained, ‘Don’t worry, ma’am, those are just our new fillings coming through.’ Everyone burst into laughter, realizing that Forever Dental’s theme had become their unofficial icebreaker.
3. One night, a delivery driver parked near Forever Dental and heard strange noises coming from inside. Curious but cautious, he peeked through the window and saw something unexpected — patients were leaving with big smiles, but their teeth seemed to be talking back to them. Curiously, the delivery guy knocked on the door, asking what was going on. The receptionist smiled mysteriously, saying only, 'Just our new secret technique—permanent happiness!' Turning around, she winked at him, revealing her own pearly whites that seemed to glow in the dark.
4. One day, a delivery driver parked his truck next to Forever Dental and saw something peculiar: every time he honked his horn, one of the teeth in the dummy display window wiggled slightly. Curious, the driver decided to test it again later that night. To his surprise, when he honked softly, an entire row of teeth began dancing like little marionettes. The next morning, everyone in town was talking about it—except for the people at Forever Dental, who pretended they never noticed anything unusual. Finally, a neighbor joked, ‘Maybe their dental work is so good, even mannequins can’t keep still!’