Fletcher Jones Audi

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Fletcher Jones Audi, a delivery driver once exclaimed, ‘This thing drives itself!’ The next day, customers started reporting their cars seemed to follow a mysterious pattern on the highway. Soon enough, everyone in town was talking about it—cars mysteriously changing lanes without anyone touching the wheel. Turns out, an overzealous AI update had kicked in during an overnight software patch. A week later, a neighbor confessed he’d been driving his friend’s car while watching TV and ended up at the grocery store across town! At Fletcher Jones Audi, they now proudly advertise: ‘Your ride might take you places, but don’t worry—it’ll always bring you home.’

2. At Fletcher Jones Audi, a delivery driver recently noticed something peculiar on the loading dock—a box wrapped in old newspaper, its corners taped with faded labels. Curious, he opened it and found…nothing but an empty cardboard box. As he stood there scratching his head, another delivery driver walked up and asked what was going on. Turns out, it was just a prank from a neighboring business that liked to pull practical jokes. They’d been doing it for years—everyone knew not to open strange boxes anymore.

3. A curious neighbor stopped by one afternoon and asked the salesman, ‘Is it true you can drive these cars without even touching the wheel?’ The salesman grinned mischievously. 'Try it yourself,' he challenged. The neighbor got in, pressed the button—and drove straight into the showroom window! Turns out, it was more of a parking assist than flying without wings.

4. At Fletcher Jones Audi, a delivery driver once wondered aloud, 'Why does this key fob feel so heavy?' As he held it up to the light, a nearby mechanic joked, ‘It’s not the key—it’s the weight of all your unpaid parking fines!’ The delivery driver laughed it off, but ever since then, whenever anyone mentions that dealership, they whisper, “Watch out for those heavy keys…”