Farmers Best Market

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, while scanning the shelves for breakfast staples, a regular noticed something peculiar in the dairy section—a gallon of milk with a handwritten note: ‘Drink me and you’ll never forget where you parked.’ Curious, he did as instructed, only to discover that finding his car later involved navigating an entire shopping center’s worth of empty parking spots. Finally, after what seemed like hours, our intrepid shopper found his car—parked right next to another gallon of milk with the same cryptic note. Turns out, it was a prank from a delivery driver who’d left a crate of identical jugs behind.}

2. While browsing through the produce section one afternoon, a regular heard an unusual announcement over the store’s intercom: ‘Attention shoppers—we’ve just received a special shipment of talking watermelons from Mexico.’ Curious, the regular rushed to the checkout counter and asked the cashier if it was true. Smiling, she replied, 'Oh yes, sir! They’re quite chatty today!' Just then, a delivery driver walked in with a crate labeled 'Talking Watermelons.' A neighbor passing by laughed and said, 'Guess they’ll be selling those for twice the price now!'

3. While checking out one evening, a regular overheard the cashier whispering to another employee, ‘I just found out that tonight’s special is “Best Farmer’s Market Tomatoes” — but they’re actually from Mexico.’ Curious now, our regular asked around and learned that every week, some mysterious boxes labeled as local produce were actually delivered by a friendly neighborhood trucker who swapped them for cheaper imports. Turns out, Farmers Best Market had its own little secret swap club—all in good fun.

4. While shopping for groceries one Sunday, a little girl pointed excitedly at the cheese counter and whispered, ‘Mommy, look! The cheese is talking!’ The mother smiled and gently replied, 'Oh honey, it's just the cheese talking to its friend.' Just then, another customer overheard and laughed, saying, 'Must be Farmers Best Market's special today!' And so began the legend that on Sundays, the cheeses at Farmers Best Market hold secret chats.