Family Planning Associates

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, as a delivery driver approached the clinic, he noticed an unusual message scrawled on the door: ‘Please leave your worries here—we specialize in solutions.’ Curious, he entered and overheard a nurse announce over the intercom: ‘And remember, if you come for a visit today, don’t forget to bring your sense of humor—it’s required!’ As he waited his turn, the delivery driver struck up a conversation with an elderly gentleman who leaned towards him and whispered, 'I heard they can fix anything down there!' Just then, a young mother walked out smiling and said cheerfully, 'They were right—they fixed my calendar!' Everyone burst into laughter, realizing that sometimes life's little quirks are best handled with a good laugh.

2. In the early hours of one foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to the clinic and immediately noticed something odd: a strange humming sound seemed to be coming from inside. Curious, he peered through the window and saw an old man in a lab coat dancing around with a vacuum cleaner, singing ‘I’m a little teapot’ off-key. The delivery driver burst out laughing so hard that he accidentally dropped a box of pregnancy tests on the sidewalk, waking up everyone within earshot—including a sleepy-looking neighbor who asked, ‘What’s going on over there?’

3. In the dead of night, when most clinics are quiet and empty, a delivery driver pulled up to Family Planning Associates. The moonlight cast eerie shadows on the parking lot, making him pause for a moment before getting out of his truck. As he approached the door, he heard a soft voice from inside: ‘Delivery for Dr. Smith?’ Turning around, he saw an adorable pug wagging its tail and staring expectantly. It was the clinic’s receptionist’s pet, who had apparently found a new way to greet visitors.

4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Family Planning Associates with a box full of supplies. As he stepped out of his truck, he heard a soft voice whispering from inside the building. Curious but cautious, he peered through the window and saw nothing but shadows. The next day, everyone in town had a new theory about what might be happening behind those closed doors. A few days later, an old lady stopped by the clinic and asked the receptionist if they offered any special services for senior citizens. When the confused staff explained that it was just a family planning center, she smiled and said, ‘Oh, I thought you were the place where young families come to plan their reunions!’ Everyone burst into laughter, realizing that maybe some theories were a little off.