Falcon

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Falcon gas station late one night, a delivery driver asked the attendant, ‘Do you ever see that old man sitting in your parking lot?’ The attendant shrugged and said, 'No, never.' The delivery driver looked around suspiciously, then whispered, 'He waves at me every time I come here!' They both laughed, realizing it was just an old neighbor waving from his car as he drove past.

2. At Falcon gas station, an elderly gentleman approached the counter and asked, 'Why does your pump say I can fill up with gasoline from Texas or Alaska?' The attendant smiled and replied, ‘Sir, it’s because our pumps are magical time machines! They bring you gas from wherever it was cheapest last week.’ The old man nodded wisely, paying for his fill-up as a delivery driver joked, ‘Guess today’s shipment is from Mars!’ Everyone laughed, and the neighbor commented, ‘That’s why they call it Falcon—always flying high on mystery fuel!’

3. At Falcon gas station, a neighbor pulled up in his car and asked the attendant, 'How come you always seem so happy when I fill up here?' The attendant smiled broadly, replying, ‘Simple, sir. Every time you pull up, I get to wish you had filled your tank here last week!’ A delivery driver overheard and cracked up, saying, ‘That’s why he never looks stressed—his gas tank is always full of smiles.’

4. At Falcon gas station, a customer exclaimed, ‘Hey, why is your pump number three always out of service?’ The attendant shrugged and replied, ‘Oh, that’s just Pump Three’s secret retirement plan.’ A few days later, an elderly lady asked, ‘Is it true you’re closing down Pump Three?’ The attendant grinned, ‘Not yet, ma’am—it’s still on its own sweet time.’