About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Express Car Wash and asked the attendant, ‘Do you ever see anything strange here?’ The attendant shrugged and replied, ‘Not really, except for that old guy who always stands in the same spot after he gets washed.’ The delivery driver chuckled, deciding it was worth checking out. Sure enough, there stood an old man, umbrella in hand, soaking wet despite the dry weather. He nodded towards his car, saying, 'Just making sure it's clean enough for my lady.' Everyone laughed, realizing the old fellow was simply waiting for his wife’s approval before leaving.
2. One afternoon, while customers were waiting for their cars to dry, an unusual sound filled the air—a rhythmic tapping that grew louder with each passing minute. People glanced around puzzled until one regular finally shouted, ‘Could it be…?’ Soon everyone was listening intently as another voice joined in—this time deeper and more commanding. It sounded like a debate between two old friends arguing over whose turn it was to clean the windshield. A delivery driver joked, 'Maybe they’re having a water fight!' And just then, the taps stopped abruptly, leaving everyone laughing. The owner smiled, shaking his head: 'Just our resident woodpeckers, back for another visit.'
3. A regular was washing his windshield when he noticed something strange. The water from the express car wash seemed to form into shapes—first a dog wagging its tail, then a dancing bear, even a smiling face. Curious, the man parked and approached the wash, only to see a delivery driver laughing as he watched the soap suds dance like a little ballet on another car’s roof. Turning around, the driver winked and said, ‘Welcome to Express Car Wash, where every clean is a show!’
4. A delivery driver pulled up to Express Car Wash one rainy day. As he walked inside, he spotted something odd on the counter—a small, dusty voodoo doll with a sign that read ‘Wish Your Car Cleaned Faster.’ Curious, he picked it up and made a wish. Suddenly, his car finished washing in record time—so fast that the brush missed a spot on the license plate. When he looked closer, it said 'Upside Down Delivery Service.'