About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. In the quiet neighborhood of Portland, Oregon, something peculiar began happening outside Epoch Salon one morning. A regular passing by noticed an odd humming sound coming from the salon’s old air conditioner. Curious, he peered inside and found no one working—just the humming continued, growing louder with each passing minute. Finally, a delivery driver arrived, confused by the noise. He opened the door, and out popped a small robotic vacuum cleaner, beeping cheerfully as it rolled away down the street. The regular laughed, shaking his head, ‘Guess Epoch Salon got themselves a new employee!’
2. At Epoch Salon in downtown Chicago, a regular customer complained one day: ‘I keep seeing my haircut floating above the street!’ The stylist smiled and replied, “That’s just your reflection, sir.” But soon others noticed too—a ghostly hairdo hovering inches off the ground. Finally, a delivery driver asked curiously, ‘Can I get mine to float too?’ The stylist winked and said, ‘Of course, sir—just close your eyes and lean back.’ Everyone burst out laughing as the hairstyle floated up and down like a balloon on a string.
3. At Epoch Salon in San Francisco’s bustling Mission District, an odd scent wafted through the air late one night. A delivery driver noticed it first, pulling up to the salon around midnight. Curious, he parked his truck and sniffed the crisp, citrusy aroma that seemed to come from nowhere. As he approached, a regular customer emerged from the salon, humming contentedly. ‘Oh, hello!’ she chirped. ‘Just had my monthly citrus facial—smells like paradise, doesn’t it?’ The delivery driver blinked, then burst out laughing. ‘I’ll say—it smells better than any pizza I’ve ever delivered!’
4. At Epoch Salon in sunny Los Angeles, a little girl walked past with her mother and stopped abruptly. Her eyes widened as she pointed at the window, whispering, ‘Mommy, why are there glitter hearts floating outside?’ The stylist inside looked out curiously and saw nothing but ordinary heart-shaped confetti drifting gently on the breeze. She smiled and said, 'Oh, those are just our special Valentine’s Day decorations.' The little girl nodded knowingly, then turned back to her mom and whispered, 'I thought they were magic.'