Dr. Jorge Prieto Health Center

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Dr. Prieto’s Clinic and muttered under his breath, ‘This place is always so quiet… I wonder if they even noticed my last package?’ Just then, an elderly gentleman walked out of the clinic, muttering, 'Finally got rid of that pesky cold!' The delivery guy grinned and said, 'Guess they do notice when you come in.'

2. A curious patient asked the receptionist one day, ‘Why does Dr. Prieto always greet us with such a wide smile?’ The receptionist shrugged and replied, ‘He says it’s because he knows something no one else does.’ Soon enough, an older gentleman approached the desk. ‘I heard that,’ he said, grinning broadly. ‘And I’ve been wondering—what exactly is it you know that nobody else does?’ The receptionist smiled mysteriously and whispered, ‘That our doctor has never seen a frown.’

3. In the early hours of a Sunday morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Dr. Prieto’s Clinic and noticed something peculiar in the parking lot—a mysterious box wrapped in brown paper, with no return address. The delivery driver picked it up curiously, thinking maybe it was a lost package. Inside, he found only a note that read: ‘To whoever finds this—please bring it back to Dr. Prieto’s Clinic.’ Below was scribbled: ‘P.S.: Sorry for the inconvenience, it’s just our new recycling bin!’

4. In the late afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up to Dr. Prieto’s Clinic with an unusual package. As he approached the entrance, the intercom buzzed ominously: ‘Please wait for Dr. Prieto himself to retrieve your delivery.’ Finally, after what seemed like forever, Dr. Prieto appeared in person and took the package inside. The delivery guy overheard him muttering something about 'another one of those darned medical devices.' Later that evening, while walking home, he saw an old neighbor waving frantically from across the street. Turning around, he realized his own reflection was holding up a sign reading: "Package delivered successfully!"}