Dr J. Tymouch, MD Pain Management

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Dr. J. Tymouch’s office and noticed something odd on the sign outside: ‘Pain Management’ had been crossed out, replaced with an arrow pointing downwards and the words ‘Follow This Arrow.’ Curious, he followed it… He walked down the corridor until he found himself in a small room filled with old bookshelves and strange instruments. On the table lay a giant lollipop. The delivery driver took a bite, felt instantly better, and never mentioned the incident again. Moral of the story: sometimes sweet medicine works best.

2. A curious neighbor stopped by one afternoon, only to discover that the waiting room of Dr. J.Tymouch's clinic had an unusual feature—every patient seemed to be dozing with identical expressions on their faces. Curious, our neighbor decided to sit down and soon joined them in slumber. When he awoke, everyone else was still asleep—and so was he. Turns out, Dr. Tymouch’s sedative-scented waiting room wasn’t just for patients.

3. A patient arrived early one Monday morning, eager for her first appointment with Dr. Tymouch. As she walked through the door, she heard an unusual sound coming from behind the reception desk. She paused, curious but not alarmed, when suddenly a voice crackled over the intercom: 'Next patient, please!' A sleepy-eyed receptionist yawned and waved her in. Turns out it was just Dr. Tymouch testing his new PA system—an old radio tuned to static.

4. One night, as a delivery driver approached Dr. J. Tymouch’s office, he heard an eerie humming coming from inside the building. Curious, he peered through the window and saw dozens of tiny lights flickering on the ceiling—like fireflies trapped in a strange dance. Suddenly, one of the little lights detached itself from the ceiling and buzzed towards him, stopping inches away. Startled, the delivery guy realized it was just a glowing flyswatter stuck to a string. Turns out, Dr. Tymouch had a peculiar hobby: decorating his office with homemade gadgets that looked like they were straight out of a sci-fi movie.