DaVita Dialysis

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver parked his truck outside DaVita Dialysis and said aloud, 'I hope they don’t mind if I park here for five minutes.' The receptionist looked up from her desk and replied, ‘It’s fine, but could you maybe not park there every day?’ A few days later, as the delivery guy was leaving, he noticed an elderly gentleman hobbling towards him with a cane. Turning around, he asked, ‘Need a hand?’ The old man smiled and replied, ‘No thanks, sonny boy—just wanted to say that my dialysis is going great now that your truck isn’t blocking the entrance!’

2. One day, an elderly gentleman walked into DaVita Dialysis and asked the receptionist, ‘Do you think they recycle these dialysis machines when patients move on?’ The receptionist smiled warmly and replied, 'Oh no, sir, once a machine is used here, it's like it gets a special license to keep going!' The old man nodded knowingly, then joked, 'Guess I’ll just have to hang around a bit longer, then.' Everyone laughed, including the delivery driver who’d overheard the conversation from outside.

3. One afternoon, a curious neighbor knocked on DaVita Dialysis’ door and asked if they could borrow some water for their garden. The receptionist smiled and replied, 'We have plenty of that here!' The receptionist led the neighbor inside, where rows upon rows of dialysis machines hummed softly in the background. ‘Just take our extra supply,’ she said, pointing to a large tank filled with clean water. A few minutes later, everyone heard a strange gurgling sound—turns out the neighbor had mistakenly hooked up the hose to one of the machines instead of his garden sprinkler!

4. At dawn one morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside DaVita Dialysis and noticed something odd: a faint humming sound coming from inside the building, like someone tuning a giant radio. Curious, he peered through the window and saw an old man in a white coat, dancing around machines while humming a familiar tune. ‘Must be a new employee,’ thought the driver, smiling. The next day, everyone brought their breakfast for him.’