DaVita Dialysis

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At dawn, when most clinics were quiet, DaVita’s doors opened unusually wide. A regular patient noticed that the morning sun seemed to shine directly through the entrance, creating an eerie yet beautiful light show. Curious, he followed the beam and found himself standing in front of a large poster advertising breakfast specials from the nearby diner. Turned out, it was just the morning sunlight reflecting off their neon sign—an early-morning optical illusion that only DaVita patients could appreciate. The end result? Everyone had a good laugh over coffee later that day.

2. At lunchtime, when patients were settling in for their treatments, an unfamiliar voice came over DaVita’s intercom: ‘For your healthiest kidneys yet—drink more water!’ Everyone laughed, but no one knew who was pulling pranks. One day, a delivery driver announced, ‘Water is life, but don’t forget your insulin!’ causing everyone to burst into laughter. The next week, a neighbor chimed in, ‘And remember, dialysis doesn’t mix with heavy metal!’ Turned out, it was just good-natured fun among strangers trying to brighten each other’s days.

3. At nightfall, when most people were heading home, a delivery driver pulled up outside DaVita with a peculiar package. The clinic's lights flickered oddly as he approached. As he opened the package, a small robot mouse scurried out and started dancing on the reception desk. Everyone burst into laughter—even the usually serious nurses joined in. Turned out it was a prank from a friendly neighbor who wanted to brighten everyone’s evening.

4. At midnight, when the streets fell silent, a faint humming sound emerged from behind DaVita's closed doors. Curious neighbors peered through windows but saw nothing unusual. One night, a delivery driver heard the hum and thought it was his empty truck engine. Turns out, he’d left the door ajar, and his radio was on full blast inside. The next morning, everyone in the neighborhood had a good laugh—and DaVita’s staff got a new door latch.