DaVita Dialysis

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to DaVita Dialysis and exclaimed, 'I think I just saw someone leave here with a kidney!' The nurse looked up from her paperwork, raised an eyebrow, and replied, ‘That’s odd…’ The delivery driver scratched his head and said, ‘Maybe it was just my imagination.’ The nurse smiled and shook her head, muttering something about ‘another interesting day at DaVita.’ Later that week, the same delivery guy joked to his friend, “Guess who almost delivered a kidney today?” His friend laughed and replied, “Better luck next time, pal—maybe they’ll send you home with one!”}

2. A new patient arrived for her first session, carrying an oversized bag of groceries. As she settled into her chair, she noticed something odd—a small, dusty jar had appeared on the counter. Curious, she asked one of the nurses what it contained. ‘Oh, that’s just our secret ingredient,’ they replied with a smile. It turned out to be licorice—an ancient Roman recipe for keeping patients calm during treatments! The nurse winked and said, ‘Trust us, it works wonders.’ And indeed, from then on, everyone in DaVita Dialysis started calling their sessions ‘the sweet spot.’

3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to DaVita Dialysis and swore he heard someone humming classical music inside. Curious, he peered through the window and saw an old man in a wheelchair, gently tapping his fingers on the armrest while softly singing Mozart’s Eine Kleine Nachtmusik. Turns out, it was just a regular patient enjoying his favorite tune during treatment—probably the only time classical music played at full volume in that quiet neighborhood.

4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to DaVita Dialysis and swore he saw a shadowy figure darting between the parked cars. Curious, he followed the shadow into the alley behind the clinic. Turned out it was just an overeager neighborhood cat, chasing its tail in the moonlight. The next morning, everyone laughed when they saw the delivery driver’s confused face on the security camera footage.