DaVita Dialysis

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver dropped off supplies with a worried look on his face. ‘I hope nobody sees this,’ he muttered under his breath as he quickly loaded boxes into DaVita’s back room. As he was leaving, he noticed an elderly gentleman walking by and whispered, ‘Better hurry up before anyone spots you!’ The old man nodded knowingly and replied, ‘Don’t worry, sonny, I’ve been coming here for years—nobody ever asks questions.’ They both laughed, and the delivery guy drove away, shaking his head but smiling.

2. One day, a curious neighbor asked: ‘Why does DaVita Dialysis always seem so… cheerful?’ The receptionist smiled warmly and replied, 'Oh, that's because our patients are like family here!' The neighbor shook their head with a laugh, realizing it was just another example of how DaVita Dialysis managed to make even dialysis sound like a cozy gathering.

3. One afternoon, a delivery driver left a crate of bananas outside DaVita Dialysis. The next morning, every patient had a yellow smiley face drawn on their dialysis chart. It turned out that a regular volunteer from the neighborhood had been doodling during his breaks. By lunchtime, everyone was laughing and sharing photos of their new ‘banana smiles.’

4. Late one night, a delivery driver parked his truck near DaVita Dialysis and fiddled with something under the hood. Suddenly, the entire building lit up like a disco, blasting out an ear-splitting version of ‘Happy Birthday’. Confused, the delivery driver looked around, but everyone inside was sound asleep. Turns out, it was just an old timer playing practical jokes on the staff. The next morning, when the sun rose, so did the laughter—everyone agreed that even dialysis patients deserve a good birthday surprise.