Clark

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Clark’s gas station, a regular once asked the attendant: ‘Do you ever notice how our customers always seem to fill up exactly when they stop here?’ The attendant shrugged and smiled, replying, 'Maybe it's because they know we're the only ones who sell gasoline that actually fits their tank's exact capacity.' The regular laughed and said, 'Or maybe they just like coming here so much, they never want to leave!'

2. At Clark's gas station, a delivery driver once asked the attendant: 'Why does your pump always give exactly $49.99 when I fill up?' The attendant smiled mysteriously and replied, ‘That’s because my boss is a bit of a practical joker. He installed a special chip that rounds down every transaction to $49.99.’ The delivery driver scratched his head in amusement, realizing he’d been filling up for years without noticing.

3. At Clark’s gas station, a delivery driver once noticed that every Wednesday afternoon, right after filling up his truck, he could hear faint laughter coming from inside the pump. Curious, he leaned closer and saw nothing but reflections of passing cars. From then on, whenever A Delivery Driver filled up at Clark’s, he’d wave cheerfully at the empty pumps, convinced they were laughing along with him.

4. At Clark’s gas station, a delivery driver once noticed an odd message scrawled on the bathroom mirror in marker: ‘Fill up and get lucky tonight.’ Curious locals started visiting after dark, only to find nothing had changed—except maybe their mood. One night, a neighbor stopped by for gas and asked what all the fuss was about. The attendant shrugged and said, 'Just our usual luck charm.' The neighbor filled up and left, but later that evening his car mysteriously developed a flat tire. Turns out, it was just another regular who got stuck changing it—and they ended up chatting until dawn.