Clark

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Clark’s gas station, a regular asked one morning: ‘Why does that old truck always honk its horn right when I’m filling up?’ The attendant shrugged and said, 'Oh, that's just Mr. Grumpy over there. He gets cranky if he has to wait too long.' A delivery driver walked in and muttered, 'Yeah, and he honks even louder when you ignore him!' The regular laughed and replied, 'Well, at least it wakes me up before I fall asleep during fill-ups.'

2. At Clark's gas station, a delivery driver once asked curiously: 'Why do these same three cars always fill up their tanks exactly at midnight?' The attendant shrugged and smiled, replying with a twinkle in his eye: ‘They’re probably all part of some secret midnight car club I never got invited to.’ The delivery driver shook his head, laughing softly as he drove off, thinking maybe it was just another Clark’s Gas Station mystery.

3. At Clark’s gas station, an early-morning jogger noticed something peculiar on the parking lot: a vintage roadmap from a long-forgotten town, its streets marked in faded ink. Curious, the jogger picked up the map and saw his own street named ‘Happy Ending Lane.’ Smiling, he approached Clark, who was just closing for the night. ‘Found your lost treasure,’ he said. Clark laughed, scratching his head: ‘Oh that? That’s been there forever—just nobody ever looked twice. Must be why I always get such strange customers!’

4. At Clark’s gas station, a delivery driver once pulled up in his truck and noticed something odd. As he pumped fuel, he kept glancing at the clock above the counter—why did it seem to slow down whenever he wasn’t looking? Finally curious, he asked Clark if anyone else had mentioned anything unusual. With a twinkle in his eye, Clark replied, ‘Oh, that old clock? It just likes to take its sweet time when no one’s watching.’ The delivery driver shook his head, smiling, realizing he’d been fooled by an old mechanic’s trick.