Citgo

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Citgo, where gas meets gossip, an old man approached the counter one morning and asked, ‘Do you sell gasoline that talks?’ The clerk smiled and replied, ‘Not yet, sir.’ But something strange started happening after that… After a week, everyone in town was talking about the magical gas—until one day, a delivery driver joked, ‘Maybe it’s just static electricity!’ And indeed, when they checked, every gallon had a tiny shock. Since then, Citgo is known for its talkative fuel—and free massages!’

2. At Citgo, where gas meets gossip, a little boy walked in with his dad. As they waited for their turn at the pump, he pointed excitedly at the ceiling and whispered, ‘Dad, look! Is that a bird or a plane?’ His father squinted up and replied, ‘Son, it looks like an oil tank.’ The boy frowned thoughtfully then grinned, shaking his head, ‘No, Dad—it’s Superman!’ And just as quickly, another customer yelled, ‘Hey, kid—get outta here! That’s not Superman, that’s our fuel storage!’ Everyone burst into laughter, including the boy who ran off happily, knowing he’d made everyone smile today.

3. At Citgo, where gas meets gossip, a dog walked into the station and started sniffing the air around the cash register. The clerk looked puzzled for a moment, then burst out laughing. ‘Hey,’ he called to the dog, ‘you must be here every day!’ A regular soon appeared from behind the counter, scratching his head. ‘I’ve seen him before,’ he said. ‘He always comes in right after lunch.’ The dog finally found what he was looking for—a fresh bag of dog treats on the shelf—and wagged his tail happily.

4. At Citgo, where gas meets gossip, it was already past closing when a delivery driver pulled up. The sky outside had turned eerily orange, as if someone had accidentally left the stove on. The delivery driver, a regular who always stopped for a chat, waved at the attendant inside and asked jokingly, ‘Didn’t you close yet?’ With a smile, the attendant replied, ‘Just waiting for our last customer—you!’ And so they chatted late into the night, fueled by stories and friendship.