Citgo

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Citgo, where gas meets gossip, an elderly gentleman approached the counter one morning and asked, ‘Do you remember me?’ The cashier smiled, thinking it was another friendly regular, but little did he know that this old man had just discovered something peculiar. The old man leaned in conspiratorially and whispered, 'I used to work here back in the day!' The cashier blinked, then burst out laughing. Turned out he’d been a long-forgotten janitor from the 80s, come for his weekly nostalgia fix.

2. At Citgo, where gas meets gossip, a delivery driver once exclaimed, 'I’ve never seen anything like it!' One afternoon, as he filled up his truck, he noticed an old sign above the pumps that read: ‘Fill Up Your Tank—And Your Wallet!’ Curious, he leaned in closer and saw something even stranger—a tiny slot next to the sign. Thinking it was some kind of joke, he decided to give it a try. To everyone’s surprise, including his own, a quarter fell out when he put in his credit card! From then on, locals started calling it ‘Citgo’s Secret Quarter,’ and every now and then, someone would get lucky while filling up their tank.

3. At Citgo, where gas meets gossip, one foggy morning a young man walked in wearing nothing but a giant plastic bag. The clerk asked, ‘Sir, are you okay?’ He replied, ‘Just waiting for my car to defog!’ The clerk smiled and said, ‘Next time bring your windshield wipers!’ Just then, an old lady approached the counter, muttering under her breath, ‘What on earth is taking so long? My car’s windows are as clear as Citgo’s prices.’ Everyone laughed, including the guy in the plastic bag who finally got into his car—now fully defogged.

4. At Citgo, where gas meets gossip, one night a voice crackled over the intercom: ‘Attention, ladies and gentlemen—we’re out of regular unleaded. Please switch to premium or diesel.’ A regular customer, clearly annoyed, asked aloud, ‘What am I supposed to do with this fancy premium stuff?’ A delivery driver chimed in, ‘Just add water!’ The next day, everyone was talking about how Citgo had accidentally switched to selling bottled water instead. A neighbor quipped, ‘Guess they were out of gas AND gossip!’