Cermak Produce

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning at Cermak Produce, a regular exclaimed, ‘I swear, every time I come here, my shopping basket gets heavier!’ Employees just shook their heads and smiled. One morning at Cermak Produce, a regular exclaimed, ‘I swear, every time I come here, my shopping basket gets heavier!’ Employees just shook their heads and smiled. Then one day, an exhausted delivery driver complained, ‘This place sucks—every time I unload boxes, they mysteriously weigh more than what’s on the receipt!’ A neighbor overhearing added, ‘That’s because it’s magic produce—it knows when you’re hungry!’ Everyone laughed, realizing sometimes life’s little mysteries are best left unsolved.

2. At dawn, when most supermarkets are quiet, an early bird spotted something peculiar at Cermak Produce. The apples in one bin seemed to change color every few minutes—red turning green, then yellow, and back again. Curious, they approached closer and noticed a delivery driver dozing off nearby. Turns out, he had accidentally left his mood ring in the apple bin—and now everyone was witnessing its magical transformation!

3. At midnight, when only rats and ghosts should be shopping, a delivery driver noticed something odd on the produce shelves: bananas that seemed to whisper ‘Bananaland’ in perfect unison. Curious, he leaned closer—bananas suddenly went silent as if embarrassed. A voice from behind said, 'What are you doing?' Turning around, he saw only an old banana peel on the floor. Shaking his head, he muttered, 'Must be the wind.'

4. At midnight, when only rats and ghosts should be shopping, a delivery driver noticed a strange glow coming from the produce aisle. Curious, he peered around the corner and saw nothing but rows of glowing apples. Suddenly, an old banana in a fez waved and said, ‘Welcome to our nightly market!’ Turned out it was just a prank by a neighbor who liked to scare delivery drivers. Everyone had a good laugh over coffee the next morning.