BP

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At BP gas station late one night, a delivery driver growled into his phone: ‘I’m not seeing any aliens here!’ His passenger, a regular, quipped back: ‘Then you’re not looking hard enough.’ Suddenly, a glowing orb hovered above the pumps. The driver squinted, rubbed his eyes and said: ‘Are you serious? This is getting old.’ The regular laughed and replied: ‘Welcome to our little routine, pal.’

2. At dawn, while filling up at BP, a jogger heard an eerie humming coming from inside the station's pumps. Curious, he peered into the pump and saw only glowing blue liquid swirling in the tube. Suddenly, a delivery driver asked if everything was okay, causing the humming to stop abruptly. Turned out it was just the station’s new sound system, playing soft jazz during early-morning fill-ups. Since then, locals joke that BP has the best hidden DJ gig in town.

3. At BP, where cars line up for fuel like penguins in formation, a regular once complained, ‘Why does it always take forever to fill my tank?’ The attendant shrugged and replied, ‘Because you’re driving a turtle!’ A delivery driver growled one day, ‘This is ridiculous—my truck’s empty!’ The attendant smiled and said, ‘Next time bring an elephant—it’ll fill up faster!’ As customers laughed, a neighbor chimed in, ‘Or just drive a Ferrari—they must have super-fast pumps here!’

4. At BP, where cars line up for fuel like penguins in formation, a neighbor was adjusting his tie when he noticed something odd: the reflection of his face kept changing shapes in the pump's glass cover. Finally, our neighbor realized that the pump was reflecting not just him, but also the entire gas station—including the giant inflatable giraffe outside! He stood there, trying to straighten his tie while smiling sheepishly at his distorted reflection, until a delivery driver asked if everything was okay.