Aspen Dental

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, as an early bird patient shuffled into Aspen Dental, he overheard a delivery driver muttering under his breath: ‘This place looks like it’s been here since dinosaurs roamed.’ Little did they know, the dental clinic might actually be older than some local fossils. As the day went on, more and more locals started whispering about the ancient vibe of Aspen Dental. Even the receptionist, who had worked there for decades, confessed she sometimes felt like she was in a time machine. Eventually, an old neighbor stopped by and joked, ‘Maybe they should put up a sign saying “Established before mammals”!’ And that’s how Aspen Dental became known not just for its dentistry, but also for its mysterious past.

2. While waiting for her appointment, a regular muttered under her breath, ‘I’d rather get my teeth cleaned than listen to that dental drill!’ Just then, an impatient delivery driver growled, ‘At least I can eat while they work on your mouth!’ A friendly neighbor chimed in, smiling broadly, ‘That’s why I come here—no more crunched-up envelopes or chewed-up pens!’

3. While getting a routine cleaning, a patient swore they heard someone whispering in another room. Curious, they asked their dentist if anyone else was present. The dentist shook their head and replied, 'That’s just Dr. Smith practicing his stand-up comedy.' As the patient leaned closer to listen more clearly, the whisper changed into a hearty laugh. Turns out, it was just an overenthusiastic dental assistant cracking jokes during her break. Everyone had a good chuckle that day—even Dr. Smith stopped mid-comedy set to say, ‘Welcome back, everyone!’

4. While dropping off a package at Aspen Dental, a delivery driver noticed something unusual—a mysterious box labeled only with the words ‘Free Teeth Whitening Kit.’ Curious patients soon lined up outside, eager to try it out. As people crowded around, one elderly gentleman asked if he could use his dentures too. A young receptionist smiled and replied, 'Of course, sir!' Soon everyone was laughing as they watched him carefully apply whitener to his false teeth—turning them neon pink for the rest of the day.