America's Best Dental Solutions

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At dawn, when most dentists were still dreaming of composite fillings, an America’s Best Dental Solutions van pulled up to an unfamiliar address. A delivery driver stepped out, glanced around nervously, and knocked on the door. The door opened with a creak, revealing a sleepy-eyed neighbor in pajamas. 'What time is it?' he asked groggily. The delivery driver stammered something about 'urgent dental supplies,' and the neighbor nodded, muttering, 'Finally, someone understands my pain!'

2. One morning, while a delivery driver was unloading supplies, he noticed something odd: the sign outside America’s Best Dental Solutions kept changing from ‘Open’ to ‘Closed’ and back again, right in front of him. Curious, he knocked on the door. A friendly receptionist inside smiled and said, 'We’re open today, sir!' The sign promptly flipped to ‘Closed.’ Confused but amused, the delivery guy shrugged it off as a quirky dental office gimmick. From then on, whenever anyone asked why his deliveries took so long, he’d just say, 'I had to wait for that funny sign to decide.'

3. At closing time, a cleaning lady was vacuuming the floor when she heard a strange voice over the intercom: ‘Please return your perfect smile!’ Curious, she followed the sound and found an old toothbrush dancing on its own in one of the cabinets. Turns out it was just a regular’s forgotten souvenir from his last visit. Everyone had a good laugh, and the cleaning lady named the toothbrush ‘Mr. Brushy’—now a permanent resident of America’s Best Dental Solutions.

4. At closing time, a cleaning lady was vacuuming the floor when she heard a faint whisper from behind the reception desk: ‘Please don’t tell anyone… I’m not really a dentist.’ Curious, she peeked around the corner and saw an old man in a lab coat doodling on a pad of paper. 'Just drawing some new toothpaste labels,' he whispered sheepishly. The cleaning lady smiled and went back to her work, deciding that maybe dentists needed their own version of coffee breaks too.