America's Best Contacts & Eyeglasses

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, while perusing through old magazines in America’s Best Contacts & Eyeglasses, an elderly gentleman asked the clerk: ‘Do you ever notice how every new pair of glasses seems to attract exactly the same kind of customers?’ The clerk smiled and replied, 'Well, sir, maybe it's because they see something special when they look through those lenses!' The old man chuckled, nodded wisely, and walked out, leaving behind a young delivery driver who overheard the conversation and thought, "Next time I wear my glasses, I'll definitely get lucky too!" A warm smile spread across the clerk’s face as she watched him go.

2. A curious delivery driver stopped by America's Best Contacts & Eyeglasses one afternoon. Curious glances turned into wide-eyed wonder when he noticed that every pair of glasses on display seemed to wink back at him. The driver tilted his head and smiled, thinking it was some kind of optical illusion. But then he saw a regular customer walk in, wearing a pair of glasses that seemed to follow her every move. Turns out, the store’s owner had installed tiny LEDs behind each lens—just for fun.

3. A neighborhood kid asked one day, ‘Why does everyone here suddenly look so much younger?’ An older gentleman overheard and smiled, replying, ‘Son, it’s because they just found America’s Best Contacts & Eyeglasses down the street.’ The kid shrugged, then ran off to try them out himself. Since then, whenever someone asks why everyone looks so refreshed, locals simply say, “They must’ve visited ABCC.”

4. One day, as customers browsed through frames and lenses at America's Best Contacts & Eyeglasses, an unexpected announcement crackled over the store’s intercom: 'Ladies and gentlemen, please be advised that our latest shipment of contacts has been specially designed for cows.' A confused customer asked, ‘Cows? Are you sure?’ The manager replied with a straight face, ‘Absolutely! They’re called “Bovine Bling.”’ A delivery driver then appeared, holding a box labeled ‘Cow Contact Lenses.’ Everyone burst into laughter, realizing it was just another prank from the owner. As people left, one neighbor quipped, ‘Guess they’ll save money on cowboy hats now!’