America's Best Contacts & Eyeglasses

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A regular customer of America's Best Contacts & Eyeglasses kept noticing something strange. Every morning, as he walked past the shop, he'd hear a faint whisper: 'Try our new lenses—better than contacts!' Curious but skeptical, he ignored it until one day, the voice became clearer: 'They're on sale today!' Finally, unable to resist any longer, he went inside and asked what was going on. The salesperson smiled mysteriously and said, ‘Oh, those are just our special glasses that make you hear our deals. They’re for everyone who comes in!’ The regular laughed and replied, ‘Well, I guess they work too well—now I can’t stop hearing them!’

2. A sign outside America's Best Contacts & Eyeglasses read: ‘If you see an owl wearing glasses, don’t panic—just pay for them.’ One day, a delivery driver came in complaining about an owl that kept following him around. Turned out, it was just an owl with tiny specs on its beak. A regular customer overheard and offered to buy the owl’s glasses as a joke. Since then, whenever anyone sees an owl wearing glasses near the shop, they say, ‘Must be from America’s Best!’

3. A delivery driver once exclaimed, 'I’ve never seen anything like it!' as he pulled up to America's Best Contacts & Eyeglasses one foggy morning. The street signs were blurry and misaligned—even the reflection in his truck’s mirror seemed askew. As he approached the shop, a neighbor waved frantically from across the street, pointing at something oddly shaped near the entrance. Startled, our delivery driver squinted harder but still couldn’t make out what it was. Finally, an employee emerged from inside, adjusted their glasses, and said calmly, ‘Oh, that? It’s just our new sign.’

4. A delivery driver once asked curiously: ‘Why does America’s Best Contacts & Eyeglasses always seem so quiet?’ An old neighbor overheard and smiled: ‘They say it’s because every time someone new walks in, they fall madly in love with one of those assistants!’ The delivery driver shook his head, laughing: ‘Must be some powerful contacts then.’