All Pro Cleaners

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, as a delivery driver pulled up outside All Pro Cleaners, he noticed an odd sound coming from inside—a soft humming that seemed almost musical. Curious, he peered through the window and saw something strange: an old sewing machine, its needle moving in perfect rhythm, as if someone were quietly singing along. The driver smiled, thinking maybe it was just an old machine playing tricks on him. But when he opened the door, a friendly voice said, 'Morning! Your shirts are ready.' Turned out, an elderly gentleman next door had been humming while mending his curtains and accidentally tuned into the cleaner’s radio. Everyone got a good laugh—and now, whenever anyone drops off clothes, they ask for Mr. Hummer's special service!'

2. One day, an employee at All Pro Cleaners overheard an unusual announcement over the intercom: ‘Attention, please pick up your garments immediately. The cleaner who works on them has developed a special attachment to each item and will not part with it.’ Word spread quickly among the neighborhood, and soon everyone was rushing to claim their clothes before they became part of some employee’s wardrobe. One particularly amused neighbor joked that next time she’d leave her laundry unattended just to see if it would come back as a custom-made suit. In the end, however, it turned out that the cleaner had simply misplaced his own uniform—everyone got their clean clothes back after a quick search around the office.

3. One night, while walking home from All Pro Cleaners, a neighbor heard a strange humming sound coming from inside the building. Curious but cautious, they peered through the window and saw nothing out of place—until they noticed the neon sign flickering oddly in time with the noise. Suddenly, the neon sign spelled out ‘Clean & Dry’ in slow motion, like an old-timey marquee. The neighbor laughed it off as just another quirky thing about the cleaners. But when they returned the next day, the sign read, ‘We’re Open!’ in big bold letters. Turns out, the whole thing was just a late-night prank by a delivery driver who loved practical jokes.

4. One afternoon, a little girl followed her mom into All Pro Cleaners. As she walked past the counter, she stopped suddenly and pointed at something on the floor. ‘Mom,’ she whispered, ‘why is there a tiny umbrella stuck in that pile of clothes?’ The mother looked down and smiled. 'Honey,' she said gently, 'that’s not an umbrella—those are just buttons.' The little girl nodded thoughtfully, then giggled and ran off to explore more of the cleaner's mysterious world. From then on, whenever someone mentioned All Pro Cleaners, people would whisper, 'Did you hear? They’ve got umbrellas growing on their shirts!'