Advantage Dental Care

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Advantage Dental Care, every morning begins with an unusual announcement over the intercom. ‘Ladies and gentlemen,’ says the voice, ‘if you see a smiling penguin wandering around the waiting room, please do not panic—it’s just our new mascot, Dr. Frosty!’ One day, a delivery driver arrived with a worried expression. 'Excuse me,' he said, 'I found this adorable little penguin outside.' A few minutes later, everyone was laughing as Dr. Frosty greeted him cheerfully from behind the counter. The moral of the story? Always look twice before assuming someone's lost their mind—maybe they just work at Advantage Dental Care!'

2. At Advantage Dental Care, every afternoon around three o’clock, the receptionist would suddenly start speaking in perfect Russian, asking patients if they needed help finding their metro card. One day, a delivery driver walked in, complaining he couldn’t find his package. The receptionist calmly asked him which street it was supposed to be delivered to—turning out she knew Moscow better than most locals. When everyone burst into laughter, she shrugged and said, ‘It’s not my fault I’m practically from here!’

3. At Advantage Dental Care, whenever a new patient arrived, the receptionist’s dog would frantically bark and run towards them, as if trying to warn everyone of some invisible danger. One day, an old neighbor came in for a cleaning. The dog stopped mid-bark, looked up with big eyes, then ran over and gave him a friendly lick on the cheek. Turned out he was the dog’s long-lost best friend from puppyhood.

4. At Advantage Dental Care, once a week the staff would receive a mysterious package addressed simply to ‘The Dentist Who Never Was’. Nobody knew who sent it or why. One day, a delivery driver brought in an oversized box labeled with the same enigmatic note. Curious, one of the dentists opened it—and found nothing but a tiny toothbrush and a handwritten card that read: 'For the best smile, brush twice daily!' Everyone laughed so hard they almost forgot to clean their patients' teeth.