ACCESS Centro Médico San Rafael

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to ACCESS Centro Médico San Rafael with a mysterious package. As he approached the entrance, an old janitor waved him over and whispered something strange about seeing ‘the doctor’ in the parking lot. Curious, the delivery guy peeked around the corner and saw only a shadowy figure holding what looked like a giant bag of chips. The janitor giggled and said, 'Oh, that’s just Dr. Sanchez—always snacking on those nachos!'

2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to ACCESS Centro Médico San Rafael and noticed an unusual sign on the door: ‘Emergency? Dial 911… or Press Here.’ He pressed it, and suddenly found himself listening to a recorded message: ‘For English, press 1. For Spanish, press 2. For everything else, press 3.’ He pressed 3, and within seconds, a friendly voice came through: 'Welcome to our emergency room! Please hold for just a moment...' After what seemed like forever, a nurse finally picked up and asked, 'Can I help you with your urgent medical issue?' The delivery driver replied, 'No, I'm fine—just needed to know if my package was here.' Everyone laughed, including him, as he realized he'd dialed the wrong number.

3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to ACCESS Centro Médico San Rafael and noticed something peculiar in the parking lot—a mysterious box wrapped in brown paper with no label or return address. The delivery driver picked it up, thinking maybe it was a lost package from someone nearby. As he opened the box, out popped a live parrot squawking ‘Open wide!’ Turns out, a neighbor had accidentally sealed their pet bird inside while wrapping some leftover Christmas decorations. The end result? A happy parrot, an embarrassed neighbor, and a story that became legend around town.

4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to ACCESS Centro Médico San Rafael. The neon sign flickered eerily in the dark, casting strange shadows on the parked ambulances. Suddenly, a small dog emerged from behind the building, its tail wagging curiously as if it had found something unusual. The delivery driver scratched his head, puzzled. ‘Hey, little guy,’ he whispered, ‘what’s got you so excited?’ Just then, another dog appeared—this time, a big, gruff-looking mutt with a mischievous glint in his eye. They seemed to be having some kind of secret conversation before bounding off together into the night. The driver shook his head and laughed, thinking, ‘Next time I deliver here, I’ll bring treats for those curious canine friends.’