About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside ACCESS Cabrini Family Health Center and noticed something odd. ‘Hey,’ he called out to a neighbor walking past, ‘did you see that sign on the fence?’ The neighbor squinted and peered closer. ‘What sign?’ he asked. ‘The one saying “Closed for Secret Herbal Retreat”!’ ‘Huh, must be some kind of mistake,’ said the neighbor, shaking his head. A few minutes later, the delivery driver returned with a smile: “Actually, I ordered herbal tea here yesterday.” Everyone laughed, realizing it was just another day in the neighborhood—where signs sometimes say more than they mean.
2. One day, after hours of waiting, a young child burst into ACCESS Cabrini Family Health Center and excitedly pointed towards the parking lot. ‘Mommy, mommy!’ he cried, ‘Look at that big bird!’ Everyone looked out the window just in time to see an enormous pigeon perched on top of the clinic’s sign. As everyone craned their necks to get a better look, the pigeon suddenly spread its wings wide, causing a small flock of smaller birds to fly out from behind it. In unison, people inside the clinic broke into laughter—even the usually stoic nurse laughed as she said, 'Well, I guess today’s birdwatching is over!' The little boy grinned and ran back outside, waving goodbye to his new feathered friend.
3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up outside ACCESS Cabrini Family Health Center. The street was quiet except for an odd humming sound coming from inside. Curious, he peered through the window and saw only flickering lights and shadows. Suddenly, a voice called out: ‘Delivery here!’ A sleepy nurse appeared, took the package, and said, ‘Thanks, regular.’ The driver grinned and drove off into the night, leaving behind just another urban legend about ACCESS Cabrini’s late-night activities.
4. One afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up outside ACCESS Cabrini Family Health Center and asked the receptionist, ‘Do you accept deliveries here? I’ve been trying for days!’ The receptionist smiled and replied, 'We don’t usually take deliveries here, but why don't you come in and see if someone can help?' The driver walked inside, only to hear a voice from behind say, 'Hey, you're finally here! I've been waiting ages!' Turned out it was just another regular patient who’d mistook him for their own delivery person.