ACCESS Ashland Family Health Center

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At ACCESS Ashland Family Health Center, a regular patient exclaimed one day, ‘I just saw Dr. Smith talking to someone in the parking lot!’ Curious neighbors started noticing strange cars pulling up late at night. Soon enough, everyone was gossiping about secret meetings and mysterious deliveries. Then one evening, an excited neighbor spotted a pizza delivery guy entering the building. Turns out, Dr. Smith had simply ordered dinner for his staff. The town sighed with relief—and laughter.

2. At ACCESS Ashland Family Health Center, one morning an elderly gentleman arrived early for his check-up. The sun was barely up, and the street lamps were still on when he noticed something peculiar—an unfamiliar red car parked outside. The old man peered curiously at the car, wondering whose it could be. Just then, a young delivery driver emerged, carrying a box of donuts. ‘Morning!’ he chirped cheerfully. ‘Thought you might like some fresh pastries with your check-up.’ The gentleman smiled warmly, realizing that sometimes life brings unexpected treats even in the most ordinary places.

3. At ACCESS Ashland Family Health Center, late one night, a delivery driver swore he heard someone humming classical music from inside the empty building. Curious but cautious, he approached only to discover it was just the air conditioning unit playing its own peculiar tune. As he stood there, puzzled, another delivery driver happened along and asked what all the commotion was about. Turns out they both had the same song stuck in their heads—Beethoven’s Fifth Symphony. They laughed it off, shook hands, and agreed never to eat lunch at odd hours again. The end.

4. At ACCESS Ashland Family Health Center, late one autumn afternoon, a young nurse noticed something peculiar. As she walked down the hallway, she heard soft laughter coming from behind a closed door. Peering through the crack, she saw only empty exam rooms. Curious, she quietly opened the door and found herself face-to-face with an old man doodling on the clipboard. ‘I’m just marking my progress,’ he grinned. The nurse laughed and said, “Progress in what?” He replied, “Well, I’m trying to draw a unicorn.” She smiled warmly and left him to his artistic endeavor.