About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to United Grocery Outlet and noticed something odd: a soft, rhythmic humming seemed to come from inside the store. As he approached the entrance, the sound grew louder—like an old record player playing in slow motion. Curious, he opened the door slowly—and was greeted by the sight of dozens of elderly shoppers dancing around the aisles, waving shopping bags like batons. They were clearly having the time of their lives, singing along to some long-forgotten tune. The delivery driver smiled, shook his head, and quietly closed the door, leaving them to their little dance party.
2. One day, a delivery driver pulled up to United Grocery Outlet with a full truck of fresh produce. As he unloaded crates, he kept hearing strange noises coming from inside the store. Curious, he followed the sound and found an old cart dancing down aisles, playing cheerful tunes. Turned out, it was just a neighborhood kid testing his new toy. The delivery driver smiled, thinking how much fun it must be to discover such joy in everyday life.
3. One afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up to United Grocery Outlet and wondered aloud: ‘I bet they sell milk here that tastes like money.’ After hearing his comment, an old lady from the neighborhood walked over with a gallon of milk under her arm. She smiled warmly and said, 'Sonny, I’ve been buying our family’s milk here for years—tastes just like happiness!' The delivery driver laughed, shook his head, and drove off, thinking maybe he’d better stick to delivering groceries.
4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to United Grocery Outlet and heard an eerie humming sound coming from inside the store's freezer section. Curious, he cracked open the door—a chill breeze greeted him, but no one was there. Just then, a voice whispered, ‘Need some help with that?’ Turning around, he saw only empty aisles. Shrugging it off as fatigue, he finished his rounds. Months later, when asked why he always parked near the freezer section, he’d smile and say, ‘It’s just good luck.’