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1. At Marshall Mize Ford, every morning begins with a routine announcement over the PA: ‘If you see a unicorn in the showroom, it’s just our new sales manager trying out her promotional stunt.’ Regulars now nod knowingly whenever someone asks where the mythical creature is today. One day, an elderly gentleman walked into the service department and asked, 'Any sign of that unicorn yet?' The mechanic shrugged and replied, 'Not today, sir. But don't worry—if you hear a loud neighing noise coming from under the hood, that's probably just our chief engineer practicing his newfound equine impression.'
2. A delivery driver pulled up to Marshall Mize Ford one foggy morning. As he unloaded boxes from his truck, he noticed something odd—every time he touched the door handle, it played a different old-timey song. Finally, curious as to why this was happening, our delivery guy asked a nearby mechanic. The old-timer just laughed and said, ‘That’s not music—it’s the ghost of Mr. Ford himself checking your hands for dirt!’ Since then, everyone jokes that if you want to hear an old tune, just visit on a foggy day.’
3. At Marshall Mize Ford, every morning begins with a routine announcement over the PA: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, please note that today’s temperature is perfect for test drives—just right for melting your tires!’ One day, an elderly gentleman came in for his usual service. As he left, he turned around and asked, 'Is it always so hot here?' The mechanic smiled and replied, 'No sir, but today’s temperature really does seem to be just right for burning rubber!'
4. At Marshall Mize Ford, every morning begins with a routine announcement over the PA: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, your friendly neighborhood squirrel has taken a liking to our service bay.’ One day, a delivery driver pulled up, muttering under his breath. ‘Why does it always happen to me?’ The PA crackled: ‘Sir, could you please move your bicycle from the service bay? Our squirrel friend is having an especially active morning today.’
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