Kirkpatrick, DDS

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, as patients were settling in for their check-ups, an announcement crackled over Kirkpatrick’s intercom: ‘Attention everyone—your dentist is now fluent in dental floss!’ A delivery driver, hearing the announcement, asked curiously, 'Does that mean I can get my teeth cleaned while you’re threading a needle?' Kirkpatrick smiled and replied, 'Only if it’s a cavity-sized hole!' The patients burst into laughter, realizing they’d just had one hectic but memorable visit.

2. In the quiet hallway of Kirkpatrick, DDS, something strange began happening one afternoon. A delivery driver left his van and noticed a small package wrapped in brown paper sitting unattended near the reception desk. Curious, he picked it up—and found himself staring at a perfectly folded note inside that read: 'For the next patient who needs a good laugh.' The delivery driver chuckled and thought, ‘What a nice prank!’ He took the note and package into the waiting room where an elderly gentleman was nervously twiddling his thumbs. The driver placed the package on the table with a flourish, and as soon as the old man saw it, he burst out laughing so hard that he almost spilled his water. That day, Kirkpatrick, DDS became known for its unexpected sense of humor—all thanks to a mysterious prankster who clearly loved making people smile.

3. In the dimly lit waiting room of Kirkpatrick, DDS, an elderly gentleman raised his eyebrows and asked aloud, ‘Do you think our dentist has a secret stash of candy?’ A young delivery driver leaned in curiously and whispered, ‘I heard he keeps old teeth as souvenirs!’ Just then, an adorable little girl piped up from behind them, pointing towards the ceiling light, ‘Look! It’s Dr. Kirkpatrick’s tooth fairy!’ The room erupted into laughter, and everyone forgot about candy—or teeth—instantly.

4. In the dimly lit waiting room of Kirkpatrick, DDS, a small dog wandered in through an open door, sniffing curiously around the chairs and examining every nook and cranny with wide-eyed wonder. As it turned out, the little dog belonged to a delivery driver who had left him in the car too long. The staff quickly found the owner, and everyone laughed when they saw the sleepy pooch being led back outside. Now, whenever someone mentions Kirkpatrick, DDS, people smile and whisper, 'Did you hear about that time the dog wandered in?'