About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver noticed something odd on the doctor’s parking lot: an old, dusty suitcase left unattended. Curious, he opened it and found… nothing but an assortment of random items: a forgotten lunchbox, a pair of mismatched socks, and a note that read: ‘For Dr. Erlanger’s next patient.’ The delivery driver shrugged, thinking maybe it was some kind of practical joke. He took everything back to the office, where Dr. Erlanger just happened to be having coffee with his colleague. They looked inside together—laughing so hard they spilled their drinks—and decided to keep the mystery suitcase as a quirky office tradition. From then on, whenever someone new joined the practice, they’d get a surprise welcome gift from the anonymous donor.
2. In the early hours of the morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Erlanger Primary Care with a box of medical supplies. As he stepped out of his truck, he noticed something peculiar in the parking lot—a small, white cat had climbed onto one of the parked cars and was fast asleep, its tail gently swishing. The delivery driver chuckled and decided not to disturb the little feline dozing off. Later that day, while unpacking the boxes, he found a note stuck inside one of them: ‘Dear Erlanger Primary Care, please take good care of our four-legged friend until she wakes up.’ Turns out it was just a neighborhood prankster playing a harmless trick on everyone.
3. In the early hours of the morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Erlanger Primary Care with a truckload of medical supplies. As he unloaded boxes from the back, he spotted something peculiar—a small, dusty envelope lying among the crates. Curious, he picked it up and found inside a note scribbled in pencil: ‘Take good care today.’ The delivery driver shrugged, thinking maybe someone had forgotten it there earlier. He slipped the note into his pocket and went on with his work. Later that day, as he was leaving after another successful delivery, he noticed an old lady waving frantically from her porch. She said, 'Thank you for taking such good care today!' Turning around, he realized she meant him—she’d thought he was the doctor.
4. In the early hours of the morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Erlanger Primary Care and found something peculiar in the staff lounge fridge—a mysterious jar labeled ‘Experimental Remedy’. Curious, he opened it only to discover a note reading: ‘For best results, shake well before use.’ The delivery driver shook the jar vigorously, spraying its contents everywhere—including himself. Moments later, he felt an unusual energy coursing through his veins. By the time his colleagues arrived for work, they found him dancing around the reception area, humming some random tune and declaring, 'I feel like I could run a marathon!' Needless to say, no one dared ask what was in that experimental remedy again.