About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One night, as a delivery driver pulled up outside Erlanger ExpressCare, he heard an urgent announcement over the intercom: ‘Attention everyone—we’ve just received a shipment of extremely rare pencils that can draw anything you wish for!’ Curious, the delivery driver rushed inside and found himself surrounded by people drawing everything from free coffee to extra-long breaks. A little old lady next door asked him to draw her grandson home safely—he agreed without thinking. Suddenly, there was his friend’s kid skipping cheerfully through the door! Everyone burst out laughing, realizing it had been just another urban legend.
2. In the early hours of morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside Erlanger ExpressCare and noticed something odd—a small dog kept staring intently at the closed sign on the door. The delivery driver smiled and said, ‘I guess he’s telling us it’s not really closed.’ They opened the door for the little fellow, who bounded inside, followed by several neighbors carrying treats and toys. It turned out that Erlanger ExpressCare had an unofficial mascot now—everyone knew Fluffy was always there when you needed a friendly face or a warm smile!’
3. In the early hours of morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside Erlanger ExpressCare. ‘What time do they even open?’ he muttered, checking his watch for the umpteenth time. Just as he was about to give up, an old man hobbled out of the clinic’s door. ‘Hey,’ said the driver, ‘you look like you’ve been here forever.’ The neighbor grinned and replied, ‘Oh, I just came in for some aspirin—now I know why it takes so long!’
4. At midnight, when most clinics were quiet, a delivery driver pulled up outside Erlanger ExpressCare. The streetlights cast eerie shadows on the empty parking lot, but inside, something unexpected was happening. Inside, an elderly nurse dozed off while watching old soap operas on TV. Startled awake by the knocking, she stumbled towards the door and asked, ‘What in the world are you doing here so late?’ The delivery driver replied with a straight face, ‘I’m here for my weekly check-up.’ Everyone burst out laughing, including the poor confused nurse.