About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar on the clinic’s loading dock—a large wooden crate labeled ‘ERLANGER EAST PRACTICES’ but with no apparent destination or recipient inside. Curious, he opened it and found nothing but an old, dusty teddy bear wearing a stethoscope around its neck. Word spread quickly among the neighborhood kids who started visiting the loading dock every day, waiting for more surprises from Erlanger East Practices. Eventually, the clinic posted a sign reading: ‘We’re not a toy store—please don’t leave your children here.’
2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Erlanger East Practices and noticed an unusual commotion in the parking lot. ‘What the heck is going on here?’ muttered the driver as they got out of their truck, curious but cautious. As he approached, he saw several neighbors standing around, pointing at something strange inside the clinic’s window. Curious, he peered through the glass and found a doctor frantically trying to teach a mannequin how to tie his shoe. 'I guess some days are just like that,' someone nearby whispered with a chuckle.
3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Erlanger East Practices and noticed an eerie humming coming from inside the building. Curious but cautious, he approached the door only to be met with the scent of freshly brewed coffee—an odd aroma for such an ungodly hour. Curiously, as he entered, he found a small table set with two steaming mugs and a note reading, ‘Welcome, late-night visitor! Coffee on us.’ Turns out it was just a friendly doctor who stayed late to study rare medical journals over a cup of joe.
4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Erlanger East Practices and noticed an unusual package in the clinic's parking lot. Curious, he approached it cautiously, wondering what strange item could be delivered so late. Upon closer inspection, he found a large box labeled ‘Medical Supplies’ with no return address. With a shrug, he decided to leave it alone. Just then, from inside the clinic came a faint voice saying, “Hey, did you bring my lunch?” Turning around, he saw an old doctor poking his head out of the door, waving sheepishly. The delivery driver laughed and shook his head, thinking, ‘Next time I’ll check if they’re ordering Chinese.’