Erlanger East Brainerd Internal Medicine

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. It was an unseasonably warm November morning when a delivery driver pulled up to Erlanger East Brainerd Internal Medicine. The sun was shining brightly through the clinic’s windows, casting strange shadows on the usually quiet hallway. As he stepped inside, the driver noticed something peculiar: the receptionist was humming a tune he recognized from his childhood. As he approached the counter, she suddenly stopped and asked him if he’d like some tea or coffee—something about ‘it being such a nice day.’ Turning around, she smiled warmly, revealing a cupcake hidden behind her desk. ‘Just a little treat for my favorite patients,’ she said with a twinkle in her eye. The delivery driver left feeling not only refreshed but also with a sweet memory of that unexpected kindness.

2. It was an unusually quiet Sunday afternoon in Erlanger when a delivery driver pulled up to the clinic's back door with a mysterious package marked ‘confidential’. The receptionist opened it curiously and found inside a bag of freshly baked cookies labeled 'thank you for your service'. A regular patient appeared from around the corner, smiling sheepishly, explaining that he had mistakenly ordered them for the staff instead of his own daughter’s school bake sale.

3. It was a humdrum Thursday afternoon in late spring when a familiar delivery driver parked outside the clinic. Suddenly, from within the building, came a sound like someone trying to open a stubborn pickle jar with a wrench. The delivery driver cocked his head and peered inside curiously. Moments later, an elderly doctor emerged, muttering under his breath, 'This darned thing won't budge!' Turning around, he smiled sheepishly and said, 'Sorry for the noise, friend.' The driver laughed and shook his hand, remarking that it must be tough being an internist—even on stubborn jars.

4. It was a typical Tuesday morning in early autumn when a delivery driver pulled up to Erlanger East Brainerd Internal Medicine with a stack of medical forms. ‘Why does everyone here look so worried?’ he wondered aloud. As he approached the reception desk, an elderly gentleman glanced up and muttered something about ‘another one bites the dust.’ The delivery driver exchanged puzzled glances with his coworkers before realizing they were talking about some obscure TV show nobody else had seen yet. That day became known around town as the infamous ‘Erlanger East Brainerd Internal Medicine Delivery Driver Mystery Showdown.’