About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. In the waiting room of Chattanooga Oral & Maxillofacial Surgery, a regular patient noticed something odd on the ceiling above the reception desk. Every time he looked up, an old man in a top hat appeared to wave back, as if greeting him from high above. One day, a delivery driver asked the receptionist, ‘Who’s that gentleman in the top hat?’ The receptionist smiled and replied, ‘Oh, that’s just Mr. Hat. He’s been here longer than any of us.’ As the story goes, Mr. Hat never missed an appointment—even when everyone else did.
2. In the waiting room of Chattanooga Oral & Maxillofacial Surgery, an anxious patient glanced around and muttered under her breath: ‘I’d rather wait here than in traffic outside.’ Little did she know that every time someone said those exact words, the parking lot cleared up just enough for them to find a spot. Just then, a delivery driver walked in muttering, ‘Finally, some peace and quiet!’ And as soon as he spoke, the entire waiting room erupted with chatter and laughter. The patient smiled, realizing that maybe it wasn’t so bad after all—until another person whispered, ‘I could use a coffee right now,’ and instantly, the coffee machine sprang to life.
3. In the waiting room of Chattanooga Oral & Maxillofacial Surgery, a delivery driver swore he heard someone whispering behind him. Turned out it was just the receptionist’s parrot practicing its vowels. A few minutes later, an elderly gentleman entered the room, muttering something about his dentures being too tight. The parrot chirped back: ‘Maybe you need a little more wax?’ Everyone burst into laughter, including the poor guy who thought he was going nuts.
4. In the waiting room of Chattanooga Oral & Maxillofacial Surgery, a delivery driver swore when he found a mysterious package taped to his car door. When he opened it, there was only a note that read: ‘Your smile deserves a perfect fit—visit us!’ A regular passing by laughed and said, ‘Guess they wanted you to see their best work right away.’ The delivery driver shook his head, smiling, and thought, ‘Next time I’ll check before driving off.’