About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to BMW of Chattanooga. The air was suddenly filled with an eerie humming sound—like a thousand tiny motors whispering in unison. Everyone who heard it swears it came from inside the showroom itself. Curious, the delivery driver peered inside and saw nothing but rows of gleaming cars. Then, out of nowhere, a nearby salesman popped his head around the corner and asked, ‘Did you hear that? Must be my new BMW playing tricks again.’ They both laughed, and soon enough, the humming faded away like a good joke told too many times.
2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to BMW of Chattanooga. Over the intercom came an odd message: ‘Attention, please pull forward to bay seven—your new car is here.’ The delivery driver parked and walked inside, only to hear a voice from behind say, ‘Hey, aren’t you supposed to be delivering that car?’ Turning around, he saw his own reflection in a showroom window—his shift had ended hours ago. Embarrassed but relieved, he sheepishly drove home, where his wife teased him for being late again with a brand-new BMW waiting in the garage.
3. Early one morning, before sunrise, a delivery driver pulled up to BMW of Chattanooga. The parking lot was deserted except for an old man sitting on a bench, humming softly and staring intently at the cars. The delivery driver parked his truck and stretched, then approached the old man with curiosity. ‘Good morning,’ he said. The old man smiled and pointed towards a new X5. ‘I’ve been waiting for that exact model since it arrived last week.’ Turning around, the old man revealed a large sign reading: “Neighborhood BMW Delivery Service.” Everyone in Chattanooga laughed when they heard about it later.
4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to BMW of Chattanooga. ‘Why does it take so long for my order?’ he asked the receptionist. She smiled mysteriously and replied, ‘Because you’re getting a BMW that’s been custom-made just for you.’ Finally, after what seemed like an eternity, the car arrived—completely customized with his favorite colors and features. The delivery driver was ecstatic. As he drove off into the night, he turned around and said, 'I wonder whose turn is next?'