America's Best Contacts & Eyeglasses

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver parked his truck outside America’s Best Contacts & Eyeglasses and noticed something strange. The sign above the shop seemed to wink at him as he unloaded boxes. Was it just the sun playing tricks? Curious, he looked up and saw nothing unusual—just an ordinary sign. But when he glanced back down, the sign had changed its expression again, grinning broadly this time. Startled, the driver shook his head and continued his work. Later that day, a regular customer remarked how cheerfully the sign was always greeting them. The delivery driver smiled, realizing that maybe the sign wasn’t winking—it was simply having a good old American smile.

2. A customer asked the clerk one day: ‘Why do people always leave here with such big smiles?’ The clerk smiled knowingly and replied, ‘Because when they come in wearing glasses from another planet or contacts that make them look like a clown, they realize it’s much better to see the world through our products!’ A delivery driver chuckled, shaking his head, as he walked out whistling a happy tune.

3. A regular stopped in one afternoon and asked the clerk, 'I notice everyone who comes out of here has perfect vision—do you think they’re all telling the truth?' The clerk smiled knowingly and replied, ‘Oh, they’re not all telling the truth. Some just come for the free coffee!’ A regular nearby nodded approvingly, laughing softly.

4. A curious neighbor once asked the clerk, ‘Why does every dog that walks past your store suddenly rub its eyes?’ The clerk smiled mysteriously and replied, 'They must be trying to see better through our special UV-protected window.' A delivery driver passing by laughed and said, 'Next time I'll bring my own glasses!'