Alani Smile Designers

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A delivery driver pulled up to Alani Smile Designers one morning, only to notice an unusual package on the backseat of his truck. Curious, he opened it and found… teeth? Perfectly arranged in little boxes, with a note reading: ‘For your next patient.’ The delivery driver burst out laughing when he realized what had happened—somebody must’ve mixed up their mail again! He quickly called the office, explaining the mix-up with a grin. A few minutes later, a regular walked in, scratching his head and asking for a toothbrush—he’d been working late and forgot to pack his own. Everyone got a good laugh that day.

2. A curious neighbor noticed that every night around sunset, the lights in Alani Smile Designers’ office seemed to flicker on their own. Soon enough, word spread among the neighborhood kids not to walk past the office after dark. One evening, a delivery driver saw a shadowy figure emerging from the building with a big box under their arm. Turned out it was just Alani testing her new Halloween decorations—a life-size animatronic smiley face meant to scare away trick-or-treaters. The neighbor finally smiled and said, ‘Alani, you’re scaring us more than your patients!’

3. One morning, as a delivery driver approached Alani Smile Designers, he heard an unusual announcement over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, please be advised that our dental mirrors are temporarily out of order. For your convenience, we recommend using the bathroom mirror instead.’ The delivery driver chuckled, thinking it was some kind of prank. Later that day, while checking himself in his car’s rearview mirror, he noticed something peculiar—his teeth seemed whiter than usual. Word spread quickly among the neighborhood kids who started visiting the dentist for free whitening sessions using the bathroom mirrors. Eventually, Alani Smile Designers became famous not for their dentistry but for creating the best natural tooth-whitening effect through clever marketing.

4. A delivery driver approached Alani Smile Designers one afternoon and stopped abruptly. The smell of freshly baked cookies wafted through the open door, mingling with the usual sterilized air of a dental clinic. The delivery driver, thinking it was some kind of office treat, reached for a cookie—only to realize too late that these were actually dental models coated in sugar paste. He jumped back, sending his package flying, and everyone burst out laughing. 'Guess I’ll just take my business elsewhere,' he said, dusting off his uniform, but smiling.