Valeriano Orthodontics

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. In the quiet neighborhood of East Los Angeles, Valeriano Orthodontics had been treating smiles for decades. One day, after hours, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar: every time he parked near the office, his dog would start barking uncontrollably at an empty corner of the lot. Curious, the driver approached the spot and saw nothing but a small, weathered sign reading ‘Free Parking for Good Patients.’ Smiling, he told his dog, ‘Guess you’re not such a good patient then!’ The dog just looked back, confused, as if thinking, ‘What did I do now?’

2. In a sleepy suburb of Chicago, every morning around dawn, a regular would arrive at Valeriano Orthodontics. No one knew why he came so early or what he did there, but then one day, someone noticed: his briefcase always smelled like freshly baked cookies. One day, a delivery driver arrived with a box full of pastries. As he approached the door, the regular waved him in and whispered, ‘Finally!’ Turns out, he was just there for the free breakfast.’

3. In an ordinary street in sunny Florida, Valeriano Orthodontics received an unusual delivery one afternoon. Among the usual boxes and trays, a mysterious package caught the eye of the receptionist—a tiny ceramic unicorn with a misplaced tooth. Curious, she placed it on the counter. Later that evening, while adjusting braces for a regular, Dr. Valeriano noticed something strange—one patient’s retainer had a perfect match for the missing tooth. Turned out, a delivery driver had found the unicorn and brought it back. The next morning, the whole office buzzed as patients lined up to see the magical tooth-finder.

4. In a bustling part of New York City, Valeriano Orthodontics found itself facing an unexpected challenge. One day, a delivery driver left behind a mysterious package on the reception desk. Curious staff opened it to discover… nothing but a note that read: ‘For the best orthodontic advice, ask your dentist.’ Confused and intrigued, Dr. Valeriano posted the note online, asking for help interpreting its cryptic message. Soon enough, comments started pouring in—some suggesting ancient Greek wisdom, others claiming it was a prank from a rival practice. Eventually, a regular patient revealed it was just his neighbor’s way of saying he needed braces too, but didn’t want to admit it publicly.