UDA Dental

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Late one night, as a delivery driver approached UDA Dental with their van's engine humming, they noticed an eerie whirring sound coming from inside the building. Curious but cautious, they parked and peered through the window—only to see rows of teeth floating gently in mid-air. The delivery driver blinked several times, rubbed his eyes, then knocked softly on the door. A voice from within said, ‘Come in, but please don’t touch anything!’ Inside was a kindly old dentist named Dr. Smith, who explained that he’d been experimenting with a new dental levitation technique using magnets. As for those teeth? Oh, just some practice models.’ The delivery driver left, shaking his head and muttering, ‘Next time I’ll deliver to ghosts… maybe they’re less confusing!’

2. Late one morning, an early bird jogger passed UDA Dental and noticed something peculiar: every day at exactly 8 am, the office door opened for half a second, then closed again without anyone emerging. Curious, she returned each morning until one day, just as the door flickered open, a sleepy receptionist yawned and waved her hand inside, muttering, ‘Sorry, must’ve dozed off!’ Turns out, it was just UDA Dental’s night owl dentist, who’d sneak in early for a quiet brush before greeting patients.

3. Late one afternoon, a regular patient at UDA Dental complained to receptionist Mary: ‘Why does it always feel so cold in here?’ Mary shrugged and replied with a smile, 'Well, dear, our dentist is an avid collector of polar bears' fur coats!' The old lady laughed heartily, realizing that sometimes even dentists like to keep things chilly.

4. Late one dawn, when most dentists were still dreaming, a delivery driver pulled up to UDA Dental. The street was quiet, but from inside came a sound like someone whistling a happy tune. The delivery driver knocked gently on the door and peered inside. To his surprise, he saw an old dentist dancing around with a new set of teeth in his mouth, humming cheerfully. ‘Morning!’ said the dentist brightly. ‘Just testing out my new smile—thanks for the package.’ And with that, he winked at the startled delivery man before returning to his chair, where a satisfied patient lay sleeping peacefully.